Friday, October 8, 2010

Chairman Meow

Okay, I have a few things to say about the ole Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party.

He is the most self-important man I had ever studied.

He enjoyed swims in the shit-filled, sewage-y Yangtze River.

He had a lot of sex.

He never brushed his teeth, because tigers don't brush their teeth.

These are facts that I have retained in my brain for three years, taking precedence over calculus, chemistry, American history, the rules of social interaction, the list goes on.

On one final, unrelated (but certainly historical!) note:

Expect similarly historically-informed content from me soon.

SLR out.

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